A few that I had time to write down amidst the madness:
"I'm all tendons. Tendons and long ligaments."
"Can Amy straddle me please?"
"If you boop-boop straight back, I'll go down."
"You needed three hands in my head to do that."
"You can't spike me like a volleyball."
and my personal fave:
"Think of me as a puppy and not pornography and it'll be just fine."
"Or what if she just flips over and punches me in the coot?"