"It's like having a statue of David in the middle of the room. It's hard to concentrate on anything but his ass."
"I'm like a turtle"
"Start decanting the Crone onto the floor."
Conversation:
"It's a sweaty fight. I'm so sweaty!" - response: "I put on essential oil."
"My phone can always find the word 'cock'"
"A sorceress never reveals from up here."
"Maybe it's your shoulder blade you bony wanker."
"Actually, can we hit Morgan in the face?"
"There's no warmer welcome than utter confusion."
"I just realized when I wrap my leg around you I get that whole push-up bra effect for the whole audience."
"It let's us know from behind that you're going in."
"At least it's cleared from your crotch."
Previews start August 9th!
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